You know you’re a military spouse when: You’ve mowed more lawns than your husband because he’s never there to do it himself.
You use an “L” shaped flashlight with the red lens during power outages because it’s the only one you can ever find in the house.
You know that it’s normal to set fire to shoe polish or use a heat gun and that the best way to spit-shine boots is with cotton balls.
Your husband is a land nav expert, but takes a GPS for a trip to the mall.
You only write in pencil because EVERYTHING can and will change.
You need a translator to talk to your civilian friends, only because they have no idea what DFAS, AER, TDY, ACS, NPD, PCS, and ETS mean.*
You never put curtains up because by the time you do it is time to move.
You track time in duty stations and deployments, not years.
You know that “back home” doesn’t mean at the house you live in now, it refers to your last duty station.
You know that a two month separation IS short, no matter what your civilian friends say.
You know better than to go to the PX or commissary between 11:30 and 13:00, or on payday unless it’s a life or death emergency (seriously).
You know that any reference to “sand” or a “box” describes NTC at Ft. Irwin, Iraq, or Afghanistan, not your kid’s backyard toys.
You have a stock in flat rate shipping boxes, in varying sizes.
You don’t have to think about what time 21:30 is.
You’ve spent more time apart than you have together.
You’ve ever been referred to as “Household 6.”
You know his friends and people he works with only by their last names.
You stand for the National Anthem at a movie theater.
You carry shipping tape, sharpies, and customs forms (already filled out) in your vehicle.
It only costs you $30 to have a child.
You can spot a soldier in civilian clothes a mile away by their posture, haircut and that certain “air about them.”
You pick apart uniforms on TV and in the movies, even though you used to yell at your husband for doing the same thing.
You know your husbands SSN better than your phone number.
You have “we moved!” cards on hand.
You run for the phone,every time it rings.
You spell everything using the phonetic alphabet, Alpha, Bravo …
*DFAS – Defense Finance Accounting System; AER – Army Emergency Relief; TDY – Temporary Duty; ACS – Army Community Service (among others for ACS); NPE – Non-Proliferation and Disarmament (Fund); PCS – Permanent Change of Station; ETS – Estimated Time of Separation.
After reading several different blog entries on the theme – You Know You’re Military When … – I asked Jackie Dorr, President of the MacDill Enlisted Spouses Club, to write about her experiences. I invite any readers, military or civilian, to contribute their personal insights or spins such as – You Know You’re a Civilian When … – I look forward to reading your humorous, thoughtful and creative responses.
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